Oh, iPod touch.
How I always yet never knew you.
Your blacks just lack
That’s a simple fact
They look quit like a sack
Oh yes, much like a sack
of plums.
I think it’s beautiful. You may be inclined to disagree, poetry isn’t my thing after all. Anywho, now reports are sprouting up that the iPod touch’s screen doesn’t produce quite [...]

So, big news lately, as I’m sure you’ve heard. New iPod classics. Delectable new iPod nanos. New shuffles colors, as well as the iPhone-less iPhone you’ve all been waiting for. Thanks Santa Steve. But, wait, as a “one more thing” sort of catch, he lets us all know that the greatest phone in the world, [...]